Stupidest Things Ever Said 2020 Desk Calendar

A whole new, hilarious year of foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity air headedness, and shocking ignorance. Politicians, celebrities, CEOs, athletesbetween the unhinged talk-show interviews and the Twitter rants, youd think theyd learn when to zip their lips! Not so, and lucky for us, because the laughs abound. Every day of this bestselling calendar features a hilarious quote that will live on forever in the hall of fame of utter idiocy. Al Gore throwing shade: A zebra cannot change its spots. Sportscaster Ray French narrating a ballgame: And hes got the icepack on his groin there, so its possibly not the old shoulder injury. . . . Plus face palm-inducing examples, like the news headline: FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT.Small but impactful, this desk calendar is perfect to brighten up even the smallest of spaces offering a pop of personality and quick monthly reference. Fresh, fun, and exceptionally stylish, this calendar features a built-in easel and is perfect for display on even the most space-challenged desktop, table, or bookshelf. Challenge yourself throughout the year or give this calendar as a gift to a friend.Popular calendar title!A year of foot-in-mouth momentsPrinted on high-quality paperFeatures easy tear-off pages dailyIncludes easel backing for displayFeatures tips, quotes, trivia and moreStay organized and on track all yearGive as a gift for any occasionGreat for families, students, and professionalsPerfect for the tabletop or deskRave Reviews'Though I haven't used it yet, I know that this calendar will not fail to entertain. I get this calendar every year, and spend many days laughing at the outrageous statements made by people. It brightens even the darkest days. You absolutely cannot go wrong with this calendar.' -Yvette GilmoreAbout Workman Publishing CompanyWorkman is a publisher of cookbooks, parenting/pregnancy guides, books on gardening, country living, and humor, as well as childrens books, gift books, fiction, and the top selling calendar line in the business. Workmans top selling calendar lines include the popular Page-A-Day Calendars, Page-A-Day Gallery Calendars, Color Page-A-Day Calendars, and Picture-A-Day Wall Calendars. With such popularity, Workman has expanded their gallery line to include Page-A-Week Gallery Wall Calendars. Through all their innovations, Workman continues to product robust, bold, and fearlessly creative calendars year after year. A testament to their staying power and titles. Located in the heart of New Yorks Greenwich Village, in a converted printers building, our offices are high-energy and creative, filled with people who are passionate about what they do.Why Calendars?Do you need some daily inspiration or just a good laugh to start your day? Start every day off fresh with one of the many 365 day desk calendars available. These charming day by day calendars are a great way to keep track of the date and eager to see what tomorrow holds. Whether you enjoy encouraging messages, learning a new language, snarky quotes, adorable animals, trivia, puzzles or Bible verses, there is a daily desk calendar for you. Decorate your office cubicle, kitchen counter, or any other spot where a box calendar will fit! The best way to start the day is with one of our many Page-a-Day Calendars or a stunning Gallery desk calendar available in many sizes and page formats. Tear off the page on an adhesive bound calendar or change to the next day with one of our many loose-leaf calendars. Save your favorite messages, comics, or images for later use. You can enjoy a new image or quote every day of the week! Calendars.com has a large selection that is sure to please everyone.
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