Dad Jokes 2020 Desk Calendar

The original #1 Dad Jokes calendar! Dont let anyone fool you, dad jokes are the granddaddy of all knee-slappers, the father of all puns. In this calendar, youll find the absolute height of groan-worthy comedy with cheesy quips, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns. Remember, you dont have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!Q: Why did the coffee file a police report? A: It got mugged.Small but impactful, this desk calendar is perfect to brighten up even the smallest of spaces offering a pop of personality and quick monthly reference. Fresh, fun, and exceptionally stylish, this calendar features a built-in easel and is perfect for display on even the most space-challenged desktop, table, or bookshelf. Challenge yourself throughout the year or give this calendar as a gift to a friend.Best-selling calendar title!The absolute height of groan-worthy comedyPrinted on high-quality paperFeatures easy tear-off pagesIncludes easel backing for displayFull-color images and pagesGive as a gift for any occasionStay organized and on track all yearPerfect for the desk or tabletopGreat for families, students, and professionalsAbout SourcebooksSOURCEBOOKS began in 1987 and has grown and flourished over the years by following its independent vision and publishing extraordinary authors and unique books with readers in mind. Noted for its strong publicity and marketing efforts on behalf of its authors and retail partners, Sourcebooks stands today as one of the leading and largest independent publishers in North America. The Sourcebooks story is not one of just bestseller lists and major accomplishments. Its also the story of its roster of thousands of talented authors and an ever-growing number of hard-working, book-loving employees. Today, Sourcebooks continues to publish authors in countless subjects and styles and in formats both classically physical and dynamically digital along with gifts ranging from calendars to coloring books. The eclectic and exciting breadth of its list is unmatched. Their mission is guided by its continuing commitment to reaching readers with books and calendars that will illuminate, inspire, and enlighten their lives.Why Calendars?Do you need some daily inspiration or just a good laugh to start your day? Start every day off fresh with one of the many 365 day desk calendars available. These charming day by day calendars are a great way to keep track of the date and eager to see what tomorrow holds. Whether you enjoy encouraging messages, learning a new language, snarky quotes, adorable animals, trivia, puzzles or Bible verses, there is a daily desk calendar for you. Decorate your office cubicle, kitchen counter, or any other spot where a box calendar will fit! The best way to start the day is with one of our many Page-a-Day Calendars or a stunning Gallery desk calendar available in many sizes and page formats. Tear off the page on an adhesive bound calendar or change to the next day with one of our many loose-leaf calendars. Save your favorite messages, comics, or images for later use. You can enjoy a new image or quote every day of the week! Calendars.com has a large selection that is sure to please everyone.More Info'Dad joke' is a term used to describe a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative.
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